Apparently it’s pretty easy to impersonate Kid Rock. Get yourself the right kind of hat and glasses, grow out your dirty blond hair, and you’re good to go. Now Kid says this has gotten out of control, with impersonators fooling fans, celebrities, and even the media. The latest example of this is a picture that ran in Rolling Stone magazine recently of “Kid Rock” fondling reality tart Tila Tequila. Kid says no way, that wasn’t him. In fact, he had this obscenity laden statement to say about that picture:
“I wouldn’t be caught dead with Tila Tequila holding her f—— b***s and taking a f—— picture,” Kid Rock tells the mag. “I feel like I’ve gotten all the drama and bulls— and baggage out of my life, and then this s— comes up. I’m also trying to avoid lawsuits, and one of these people could get me in trouble.”
You hear that, folks? He’s a changed man. So don’t assume all skeezy dudes in hats and glasses and medallions are the real deal.